During the presidential season, a great number of celebrities declared that they would rather leave the U.S. than live in a nation under the leadership of Trump.
However, now that Trump has won the presidency, it seems that many of those celebrities are reluctant to do what they promised, immediately becoming a subject for mockery.
A comical audio recording has recently been released regarding an alleged pre-flight statement from what a “Trump pilot” on a flight carrying famous people to Canada might look like.
Between the clamor of jet engines, the known sound of the pilot’s intercom being triggered was heard. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, welcome aboard Trump Flight 1600 with nonstop service to Canada,” said “Trump’s pilot.”
“We’d like to welcome all of our celebrity defectors, and we’ll get you out of America just as soon as the tower clears us for takeoff,” he added.
The “pilot” went on to say that once the jet reached cruising altitude the passengers could come and obtain their U.S. citizenship abstinence lists and they would also get drinks and weeping towels.
“Once we reach the drop zone, you’ll be guided to the exit ramp in the rear of the plane where you’ll take a crash course on parachute folding and be jettisoned shortly thereafter,” the passengers were notified. “We’d like to thank you for choosing Trump Airlines and hope you have a soft landing. Buh-bye.”
Listen to the whole recording below.
Honestly, I sure hope this really happened, and every one of us who were actually sick and tired of hearing the complaints of many celebrities would feel much better if they left the country. But, hey, there’s still time.